Nicole Aniston Posts on RexMag.com

Today we're checking out the lovely Nicole Aniston, the woman that never seems to be getting enough sex. Let me tell you, if your wife says, I just masturbated and now I need to have sex with you, you better do it. When a woman is horny, there's always going to be a guy around to help her out, and if it's not you, it's going to be someone else.

I know there's going to be a lot of people out there that are going to be going to the movies next weekend, and when they look up at the billboard, they're going to see the movie Ghost in the Shell and wonder, what the hell is that? They're going to see the fuck box Scarlett Johansson is in it and think to themselves, an action movie where I can stare at her ass for an hour and a half.. I guess that will do'. And that's a completely valid thought. But if you're going to expose yourself to an Americanized version of an old property, you might as well do it the right way.. the porn way.

There's one movie that hold above all else as being the most fucked up movie that I've ever seen. Many people are going to say it's probably The Human Centipede, which I have not seen, because I just know that there are some things that you just can't unsee. So, that one is out of the running. There's one called Old Boy that doesn't show anything too weird, but the story is so fucked up, that you'll be talking about it for weeks with your friends. ( It also has one of the best fight scenes in any movie period. ) But the most fucked up movie that I've ever seen is a movie called Visitor Q, and here's why..

Tonight's Girlfriend is kind of a flawed concept for me. At least if I tried to do it in real life. Now, I'm not against hiring a girl for the night. In fact, I'm all for it. It's just I don't think I could make it worth my money. Whenever I'm with a new girl out in the world, I never last more than a couple of minutes. It's like my nuts have this thought, that my brain could fuck up on a moments notice, and make the girl leave, so they have to leave a deposit as fast as possible.

If I care about the girl, I warn them before hand that this is just the prelims, and the main event will come after an short intermission. If I don't give a shit about the girl, I just let it happen, and then say it was because I was thinking about my girlfriend.

I don't know if you'd call it a bus more than the kidnap van your mother told you never to get into. In this case, she happens to be wrong though. If you ever happen to see this bus pull up, jump the fuck in as fast as you can. Because on this bus, everyone get's to get off.. and then.. get off.. or however that pun is supposed to go.

Our girl Nicole decided to stay at her friend's house while she's away at college to save a little money, but that's not the only way that you can to pay the rent in this house. The landlord came in and saw a little something that he likes a lot more than money. Gas, Grass or Ass, nobody rides for free.